I would like to inform you of devasting (Dude, is that how you spell that?) news.
A - I'm sick. Really sick. I mean, I've been coughing up that green stuff and I've been going to bed at 7pm. Dude, if that isn't sick, I don't know what is.
B - Elizabeth Harper is on the market. We broke up. And I cried for a few days and I ate bucket loads of ice cream (Ben and Jerry's Baked Alaska Ice Cream actually) and when she gave me her shirt that I used to sleep in, I cried some more. Dude, it was my fault.
C - If me and Eliza broke up and she's on the market (And on the street corner, the whore), that means one thing. I'm kinda on the market too. I'